Hi Betty,

Dear Betty Dodson:

Here's some captions for my photos:

Taking a dip in a cold, woodland stream, Mushroom's head turns purple. As usual I lean to the left. My scrotum will hang a bit lower in the rare times that there's no stress in my life. Mushroom hangs over balls. He's showing some signs of age in the fine wrinkles on his head. Mushroom blushes red from the light of the setting sun. I love to play with my flaired out head. When I'm making love with my wife, I love to feel my big head pop in and out of her vagina without thrusting deep.

Dear Betty,

Since my youth I remember loving my cock, I remember when I was 2 or 3 years old, I had erections, I had dreams of sleeping naked, waking up with this little hard erection. When I was alone at home I undressed, and walked around as I looked at my penis, touched the little balls and got sensation by caressing the scrotum. Getting older I touched myself there through a hole of the trousers pocket while walking in public.

Hi Dr. Dodson,

Throughout my life I guess I've always had a quite difficult relationship with my cock. I was the first in my class to grow pubic hair and naturally this made me ashamed. By the age of 10 I discovered what pleasures masturbation had in store for me and so I played with myself at least 3 times everyday during the ages between 10 and 14.

Dear Betty,

People have always made fun of my penis and testicles. In high school they would tell me I could use my penis as a steering wheel lock. Or ask me if I was going bowling. Sometimes in the shower room some of them would grab me. I really didn't like it.

That was then. Later I think I started to enjoy the attention. Now I enjoy seeing the reaction on people's faces when they see it for the first time. They just stare at it like I am a freak show.

Dear Betty,

Dear Dr. Betty,

I came home early after work one afternoon and found my girlfriend masturbating on the bed with her fingers, reading your book, Sex for One. I had just walked in on her and without missing a beat she requested I pull out my cock and join her.

She was really wet and had enough natural lubrication for the both us. It was hot starting things off with her juices.

We spent the rest of the day watching and masturbating for and with each other.

Dear Dr. Betty,

I should start by saying how I absolutely love my cock. It's there for me morning, afternoon, and night, ready to respond to my every command standing at full attention when needed. I never really thought to be that big considering I'd never compared it to anything. I thought everyone was as big as the men in porno's, who knew?. I've been told by Ex's that its the biggest they've had, The first time I heard this it was almost embarrassing to think I had such a good tool that I was not utilizing all these years!!! WHAT A WASTE!

I am 20 years old and have been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 4 years. I am a little worried about my penis. It naturally bends to the left and I feel that I am not able to make my partner climax with just penetration alone. My question is, if my penis was straight would it have a better effect on my partner?