Dear Betty,
People have always made fun of my penis and testicles. In high school they would tell me I could use my penis as a steering wheel lock. Or ask me if I was going bowling. Sometimes in the shower room some of them would grab me. I really didn't like it.
That was then. Later I think I started to enjoy the attention. Now I enjoy seeing the reaction on people's faces when they see it for the first time. They just stare at it like I am a freak show.
At the gym where I work out I am always finding some staring at it. I don't know why but I enjoy exposing myself in situations like this. Or at a bathroom at a baseball game (they have those long urinals) where I can lay it out for all to see. I never expose myself in a situation where someone might be offended, though.
Is there something wrong with me?
Thanks for letting me share my story on the Internet.
Bob, Los Angeles, CA
Dear Bob,
There is nothing wrong with you so stop worrying about learning to enjoy the large size of your penis. In the not-too-long-ago-past a man's virility was measured not by the length of his penis but the size of his testicles! Big Balls meant more sperm ;)
However, continue to be cautious about exposing yourself in public to avoid getting busted. It's not worth it to take chances when there are so many legal places to show off. Besides the places you've discovered, there are also several nude beaches on the west coast, one of them is just outside your city.
Your present attitude is much better than when you were in high school hating all the attention Mr. Big was getting. I say congratulations! Continue loving your big cock and thank you for being so generous by sharing it with me, my webmaster and my milions of viewers.
Betty
