Hi Betty and Carlin,

There's an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry and Elaine are discussing a bris and Jerry asks Elaine if she has ever seen an uncircumcised penis. She answers yes and when Jerry asks what she thought of it she shakes her head in disapproval saying it was a turn off and it looked like a little alien.

Hi Betty,
Wow- what a privilege to be able to share my cock and balls with you and your readers. I have been wanting to do this for a couple of years, and finally plucked up enough courage.

Hi Betty and Carlin,

I like your new site and love the u tube videos. I had submitted photos and an essay a few years ago but thought I might take a moment to update them on your site.

You ask about my relationship with my penis, cock or dick, what ever we wish to call it depends on the company and mood at the time I think. I have had a relationship with my cock in regards to masturbating now for 41 years and it has been quite a reliable partner all these years.

Hi my piercings are apart of who i am! I like the way they look and and they give me alot of pleasure and to my partner! I have in all 7 piercings one in each nipples, and prince albert and reversed pa one freum, and a sorum! one in the left ear!

Hello Betty & Carlin

I vaguely remember the circumstances of my first orgasm, I’d be around 11 or 12 maybe, I can remember being in the dark in my bed but I can’t remember whether I was playing with my cock or how it came about but I remember that magical feeling that flowed through my body, that feeling I still enjoy today.

I’m totally happy with my cock and have spent many an hour over the years showing him that, I really enjoy watching myself masturbating in the mirror, the combination of the orgasm and ejaculation still thrills me like nothing else can do.

The first sexual experience was with a friend of mine during the summer of fifth grade. We were practicing what it would be like to be with girls. I was on top of him and after some intense rubbing and kissing, we were glistening with each other’s sweat in the summer afternoon in his tree house. I was dry humping his pelvic region, which was rubbing his cock next to me. I felt an intense rush inside my body and looked down and I saw I had deposited a small pool of white stuff on him. I freaked wondering what came out of me and he said it was just my sperm. What??

At the age of 77 many people would consider me unable to to get sexually excited.  However, as the enclosed photos confirm, I am still able to get a perfectly good erection.  Perhaps many would consider that the angle leaves something to be desired, but I would add that the way it stands at present does not make it any the less effective when either wanking or fucking.

I believe that I am quite happy with my penis.  It and I have been through many interesting episodes.  I love the fact that it is so thick and reasonably long.  I say that it is thick, because, although it might not appear so, it is in fact about 7 and a half inches long and about 2 and a half inches wide.  Aesthetically, I have always just thought of it as perfect in colour, shape, and I always loved the feel of it.  I discovered that there are two basic shapes to the glans, the rounded, and the inwardly curved, mine being the latter.  One of my former girlfri

Since puberty, I have had what I considered a much larger than normal penis.  It is almost 7 inches long flaccid, just over 10 inches long erect, and about 6.5 inches around at the head.  For the longest time, I was embarrassed to undress in front of other people.  In high school, I was teased incessantly by my peers about my size.

I am 67, my wife is 65, and we have been married 45 years.

Although we have great sex, it isn't often enough for me, so I masturbate frequently. My wife and I both love my cock and balls and think they are good-looking. I usually (but not always) keep them shaved, with the pubic hair above trimmed. My cock is probably of average length and slightly greater than average thickness. Flaccid it measures three-and-a-half inches long, fully erect seven-and-a-half inches. It is five-and-a-half inches around.