And here she is, in all her natural glory. Overall, there are few parts of my body which I like, and my vagina is now no longer one of them. For a while, I had no opinion about it, then I started to feel self conscious. I think that my clitoris is too big for my liking, or... no I'm not sure exactly what that is. My lips do a good job of hiding it, however. And they're a part that I like.
I think sometimes, my vagina gets too hopeful for her own good. In situations where opportunity would never arise, you can find her wetting herself, like an insolent child. Maybe it's because I'm being too harsh on her. Maybe it's just because I'm a clueless virgin. But I'm just too ashamed to change that status otherwise (anonymity on the Internet is great).
Sometimes I trim my pubic hair, but most of the time it's a jungle down there. I don't have to maintain the garden for myself :). It depends on my mood, how often I masturbate - usually a few times per week. Although there are periods where I've gone without masturbation for weeks, and also times when I've masturbated several times during the day, constantly, and in public - secretly.
I like to watch porn that depicts natural orgasms, I can't count the number of times when I've just been turned off my own orgasm by watching some screamer fling her head side to side while the underside of a gorilla appears to jab away like a machine, and making similar sounds as well. I got into masturbating quite young, I would say around the age of 7 or 8, and that was the result of having found and watched a video my aunt owned, called 'Better Sex' and out of curiosity, tried the masturbation techniques on myself.
Nowadays though, when I masturbate, I tend to have kinky or BDSM fantasies. I'm a writer and I paint and draw as well, if possible - I like to let my imagination take over, in the most eccentric way possible. Although I've gotten used to masturbating and I know exactly how to control the reactions of Ms Clit, I wish I had some more variety... but at the moment sex toys are just not a part of my budget.
And I'll leave you all with a favourite joke of mine: Q: Why don't witches wear panties? A: So that they have a better grip on the broomstick.
xxx
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