Dear Dr. Betty:
Here is some trivia for you Genital Art Gallery (also for your Information Exchange).
Sometimes a literal image is exactly right no matter how absurd it may seem.
Take, for example, a standard definition of:
Cock-eyed
Cock-eyed, 1. having a squint; cross-eyed. 2. Twisted or slanted to one side, crooked: The photos on that page are cockeyed, and some are even upside down. 3. Slang Foolish, absurd, hopelessly wrong: He has a lot of cockeyed ideas. 4. (Irish and Gaelic) "caog," a squint; "caogshuil," squint-eyed.).
A native speaker of English would automatically assume one the above definitions, while a learner translating literally might come up with the true picture revealed here:
This is from my collection of humorous outtakes. The photographer is a friend from Denmark who does erotic art books. If you want to see the finale of this series of shots:
Your fan of many years,
Kevin K.
