Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross

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Well, I didn't go for it everyday but I did set some goals.
1. Working towards the valley orgasm-I'm trying to have one of those elusive total relaxion orgasms. One day, I laid on the bed and began gently massaging my labia after applying my lube. She felt like rose petals. I worked on my breathing and would back off when I got too close to the edge and I promptly fell asleep. Hey, when I woke up, I felt loved and refreshed and then I had a tension orgasm because I had to hurry up and go to work!

I am back on AFF, looking for some hot fun sexual encounters. I am amused at all the cock pics on the site. Guys seems to think that women only care about the size of a mans penis. I am more concerned about his sexual skill level, I think most women would be in agreeance with me. Or am I wrong, size does matter??? Are some women obsessed with penis size like some men are obsessed with the size of womens breast?For me bigger isn't always better.I am more concerned that the man is as interested in pleasuring their partner as I am interested in pleasing him. I need a man who is able to mentally stimulate me as well as physically stimulate me. Yes, i know I am on a sex site and so far I have been lucky on the site.Ladies,I would like to hear your input on this topic.

Okay,..............this is a story about the 'butt-blaster' fantasy I told you about. I hope you really, really enjoy it. I'm currently unable to send it to anyone through my microsoft works program, but this should do for now.
 
 
                                       
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I don't know what it is about the guys in my 7-11 store. They all seem to be hitting on me,the store owner,the manager, the clerks. I am flattered..... and somewhat turned on. Monday night I went in and one of the clerks, who has been rather reserved up until that night. Propositioned me,which left me intrigued. then last night, he propositioned me again..... I slightly leaned up against him and he seemed very turned on by my gesture. he told me to go into the back room. Which I did out of sheer curiousity, he met me back there in less than 10 seconds and began ravishing me.Through his pants I could see and feel his well endowed cock.  I was dying to fuck him there and then. He told me he wanted to fuck me. And I thought what a great romp that would be!!!!

This past wednesday July 15th. I decided to spend the night with a guy i occasionally hook up with. Such a bad idea on so many levels! Normally with a hook up we will goto a motel. Three hours and I am out the door,no time for cuddling or anything that would lead him to think I want more.  This guy wanted to hangout overnight,he is going back to India at the end of the month and wanted one last fling.He is a nice guy, and I get orgasms despite the lack of skills he has. This time though all I wanted was to be home. I worked overnight into that wednesday,he had no consideration for this. I manage to have sex with him three times despite my exhaustion. But when I tried to make it tolerable he didn't seem to get the hint.

I decided to write about my brother's wedding here under sexcapades because I'm going to share the humorous moments in a sort of stream of consciousness:

Watching Erin (my sister) doing my mother's makeup.  We had 10 minutes to make it to the church and I was trying to hurry them along to which Erin replied, "you can't rush make up".

Reading the church program and noticing the foot washing ritual.  I wasn't sure if they were really going to wash each other's feet.  My cousins and I felt that she would wash his feet since it was described in the program as an "act of submission".  They washed each other's feet.  It was kind of kinky.

The bongos.  Yes, they played bongos in the church during the hymns.

I love the idea of my neck being sucked,nibbled on, kissed but when the reddish-purple mark of a hickey is formed. I get frustrated cause it looks horrible.Being  that I work in the medical field I want to keep my appearance as professional as possible. But an unsightly hickey on my neck makes me feel like I have been branded. Just this past friday a lover of mine decided to give me a hickey on my upper breast. Being that it is summertime..... this is a huge no no.... I could tell from his actions he was marking his territory. Which cracks me up when someone feels the need to do so. I did the basic stuff to lessen the appearance of the hickey and luckily it worked. I didn't want to goto my company picnic with a hickey on my upper breast.

I was at work this past tuesday and I made a comment "it hurts when I swallow...." I was referring to my sore throat.   As usual my coworker tells me, I have a dirty mind. But it made one of my young female coworkers ask me if semen has a taste. From my experience it does. She apparently has never swallowed when she was giving oral sex in the past.But now her lover wants her to swallow his semen.  I have found that it depened on the man and his diet,that would change the taste of his semen.Cleanliness is important too....

I am curious.... whats your kissing style?

I'm trying to decide whether this is romantic or not: A lovestruck German banker allegedly staged the kidnap of a workmate - and then rescued her so she'd fall for him.

Tom Mueller, 36, from Eisingen, was desperate for his 30-year-old colleague to fancy him but thought he didn't stand a chance.

Police say he broke into Tanja Schulze's home in the middle of the night and told her that he was the boss of a ruthless kidnap gang.

Wearing a mask and speaking English to disguise his voice, Mueller allegedly tied her up and put a bag on her head while he ransacked her home for four hours.

Then he rang the doorbell, ripped off his mask, and rushed into the house to rescue her claiming he'd frightened off the gang.

This would so happen if my apartment was burglarized:

A burglar may have been shocked when he opened a bag stolen from a Walker County home.  The stolen bag was filled with sex toys, according to the Walker County Messenger.  The homeowner reported a break-in at his home on Highway 157 in Rising Fawn to the Walker County Sheriff's Office. He told investigators he came home and found the lock on a door broken.  The list of stolen items included jewelry, about 75 DVDs, and the black bag of sex toys.  He estimated the stolen items at $1,900.

They should at least let him keep one toy.

This has me so mad. A few days ago someone vandalized Sienna Miller's residence by spray painting the word "SLUT" on the front of her house.

Now, for those of you who don't read celebrity gossip blogs like I do to catch anything pro-sex that I can link to, Sienna Miller is dating a recently separated man who has 3 children. She met him after he was separated but the talk of the town is that after Jude Law and now the new guy that she's a homewrecker.

well she is betty dodson - the mother of masturbation - so it should come as no shock that while out east enjoying a weekend in the country betty would help my puggle, lola, achieve her first orgasm.

Lola's a girl but she humps.  I usually let her just go at my leg (only if I'm wearing jeans) till she stops.  My man hates it but I'm kind of interested in why she humps.  My vet said that it was about dominance but now I know that she's dead wrong.

Here's the picture.  Betty and I are sitting on the porch about to go for a swim when lola jumps on my leg and starts humping.  Betty says, "stick our your foot so it hits her vulva".  I do and all of a sudden lola's humping gets faster and faster till her little mound drips on my foot.

remember all those cases where masculine women were denied entry to the ladies room? And that one transsexual who got booted? It's a brave new world. Actually, it's kind of kinky in a way. Transsexual men in women's inner sanctum sharing make-up secrets etc. I wonder if they'll trade blow job technique???

Kampang is proud of its toilets. Spotless, and surrounded by flowering tropical plants, they have won national awards for cleanliness.
But there is something else about them too. Between the girls' toilet and the boys', there is one signposted with a half-man, half-woman figure in blue and red.

This is the transsexual toilet, and outside, in front of the mirrors, some decidedly girly-looking teenage boys preen their hair and apply face cream.

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