Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross

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Last night's True Blood episode was a total crowd pleaser.  A terrorist tried to blow up a vampire gathering and Eric - the opportunist that he is - used it to his advantage.  He played hero throwing himself over Sookie only to dupe her into sucking pieces of silver lodged in his chest.  His blood was all over her face as she sucked his nipple area believing she was saving his life.  That's when Bill stormed in (late to the party as always) and told her that Eric could have healed himself.  The kicker: since Sookie drank his blood now Eric could sense her every emotion and she would start feeling attracted to him sexually.

That's when the fantasy sequences of Eric and Sookie in bed started.  Loved it.  I think a threesome with Bill and Eric would be the ultimate.

Episode 1 of True Blood was ok but last night's episode was a total crowd pleaser.  First, we had Jason Stackhouse running around the football field shirtless.  Then, they amped up Tara's new love interest (totally hot black guy with a seedy past) with a shirtless yard work scene.  And then they finished it up with Eric - the hot blond vampire - feasting on Lafayette dripping in homoerotic everything.

It's so refreshing to watch intellectual, sensual content that's directed towards a woman's sensibility.  I'm so sick of lipstick lesbians and fantasy shopping montages.  Finally, a producer that gets where my perverted mind dwells and delivers.  Thank you, Alan Ball.  I can't wait for next week's episode.

I can't wait for the next season of True Blood.  It's the best soft-core horror porn ever.  Betty's watching now: