Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross

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dear betty,

The past month or so i have been worried about my penis size. i am 7-8 inches erect but soft i am anywhere from 2-5 inches. i dont know why this is. it seems like all i am seeing these days is 9 or 10 inch hung guys on porn or on the websites i look at. i am a us marine and am currently in an almost perfect long distance relationship with an amazing girl. when i come home we have sex and everything is good. i just have this little pet pieve about it, i know im above average but its hard to be naked around my girl when im not at least semi hard, do you have any advice?

Dear O,

Ask a Republican. They seem to be up in dicks about the size of Weiner’s weener. It looks pretty beefy to me so - good for Weiner. Bad for Republicans.

They claim the issue with Weiner is that he sent “lewd” pictures and texts to somebody other than his wife. In order for this scandal to make any sense, we have to agree that the highest values of all are Republican Christian values. One god created hetero man, wed-locked to one god created hetero woman. This is the highest form of god realized coupling. Oh, and of course, all congress people adhere to this god-given norm since congress is divine.

Clearly anything that violates a hetero-married-o-coupling is evil, including twittering clothed cock shots to random women.

hi betty i have a 4 1/2 inch penis is that good?

Dear M,

What you have is always good if you can see it that way. The national average is said to be 5 to 6 and a half inches so you missed it by half an inch. But not to worry!

As a bisexual I can tell you that women and men who learn how to use their hands and tongues are often the best lovers. When it comes to vaginal penetration alone, very few women can come from that. Oral sex is by far the best way for women to have orgasms. The size of your tongue or your fingers is meaningless, yet if you learn how to use them you will be in demand. The same is true of a 4 and a half penis. It's not the size of the fish but the motion of the ocean.

It's so refreshing to see someone with the balls I mean penis to do a doc on men's body image issues.  And kudos to journalist Lawrence Barraclough for showing his small penis on camera and having a cast made of his smaller than average phallus. 

In the end - just like women - porn has ruined our self image:

My Penis and Everyone Else's from Lawrence Barraclough on Vimeo.

I am a male of average endowment and not seeking some perverse thrill by asking the following question, its something I always wanted to know. I understand the vagina is 6 inches in depth and is very elastic when it comes to width. But what about these abnormally large penisis over 10 inches, can all women handle these without suffering physical damage? Do some women refuse to have sex with superlarge tools? It seems to me that there has to be a limit on how large (length) a vagina can tolerate.

Dear J,

You have to train your penis for sex. So whether you're experiencing a loss in erection or premature ejaculation there's a solution.  Erections for our 100th Episode!

The brutal truth on penis size. What we really want is a man with sex skills ;)