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Son Masturbates to Relieve Hay Fever

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 21:35
Submitted by Betty Dodson

I came across an article in the New Scientist showing how ejaculation relieves hay fever and allergies. I have a son who just turned 14 and has always had severe allergies but all those medications never helped much. Also, decongestants have side effects and cause other problems when you use them heavily over long stretches. I know my son had begun masturbating since our talk last year on the birds and the bees so it was time anyway to have another talk. I decided to roll this in and suggest he experiment.

He admitted that he masturbates a few times a week around bedtime but that probably wouldn't help much during the day. He was shy about it so I encouraged him to change to every morning so he can ejaculate when it counts and see how it goes. It has worked wonders. Some days are worse than others though so he'll "take another dose" in the afternoon. I even begun masturbating more just for this benefit... although I must admit that, after getting used to it I found myself doing it more even when I probably don't need to... just for good measure, of course. At least an overdose of this medicine will not hurt you and will probably even help you.

Do you think this effect also applies to women? If the mechanism is through sympathetic stimulation that reduces the swelling of nasal vessels, I would think it would. I would think it's not because of how much fluid I ejaculate but how good and long-lasting is the orgasm.

Please let me know what you think.

D

Dear RD,

What delightful news. Congratulations on being an enlightened parent. Yes, I believe the same would apply to women as well. If it doesn't another extra orgasm or two will never harm us. I've recommended orgasm for menstrual cramps and other minor pain relievers and now I'll add nasal congestion. Thanks so much for your delightful email.

Happy O's,

Dr. Betty

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Sat, 12/03/2011 - 09:49
Antoine Carr

Dear Betty you could also ad too your list of pain relive head hack. why ? i 've try this metod for a long time . asvil did not doo the tric one night , fealing very horny began humping my pilow . afhter i came ,no more head hacke thats weird i though ,cool now i feal great haa .mabey when a persone masturbates you realese a feel good hormone or some thign ? can you help me out here ?

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