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Husband Comes Buckets & Shoots Across the Room

Thu, 12/11/2008 - 16:23
Submitted by Betty Dodson

My husband and I are a professional 40-ish couple with two small children. the problem we have is finding intimate time. This may not seem like such a big deal, but my husband produces over half a cup of seaman with each ejaculation. So the problem is we find it hard to have a quickie here and there because of the mess his "Shooter" causes. It's not just the quantity, but the distance he shoots as well. It's difficult for him to wear a condom because it's like having a very full water balloon on the end of his pens when he finishes. If he withdrawls, I'm coated like a glazed donut.

This use to be funny and fun back a few years ago, now it just make the love life a little trying at times. My question is does somebody make a product that can reduce the amount of seaman my husband produces? He is very willing to try anything to get our sex life back in order. as much as I love watching his fountain of seaman squirt everywhere, sometimes we just want a little time with limited mess, and sometimes i don't want an entire meal when giving him oral sex :-)

Dear KL,

This is a question for a urologist but I bet they won't have an answer either. I've only had one other woman complain about this during my entire career. She was convinced her husband was taking too much vitamin E. In some ways, this seems like a "high-class problem" but I hear you about the mess and the cum-filled water ballon/condom.

I have no idea how the amount of semen might be altered, but I would definitely hesitate taking some kind of med if possible. One thought would be for your husband to check out the Eastern practice of retarding ejaculation by learning to control the pelvic floor muscles. It's not necessarily harmful because the semen goes into the bladder and gets peed out later on. Otherwise you can console yourself with the fact that there are very few calories in semen and it's said to be good for your skin. So next time you do oralsex, don't swallow and give yourself a facial with his come. If you find another solution, please let me know.

Dr. Betty

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The amount of seaman a man usually ejaculates.

hotmom25kids's picture
Tue, 12/16/2008 - 19:19
hotmom25kids

Could you please educate me on EVERYTHING you know about a man's ejaculations? How much seaman does a man typically ejaculate during orgasm? Sometimes my husband ejaculates a lot, and other times very little. Does the amount or thickness of the seamen have anything to do with the amount of days or weeks since his last ejaculation? How about the transparency? Sometimes it seems rather thick and very white "at first", then other times it looks a little more transparent. How about the whole "shooting across the room" thing?? Sometimes he can really squirt it and other times, it's just a few inches. What is the deal with that? Please be as specific in answering my questions as you can. Thank so much! Also, thank you for responding to my questions a while back about my husband viewing porn and jerking off while I'm gone. I have since learned a lot about the "secret life" of married men. I was just so stupid! I just thought most married men that got sex on a "regular basis" anyway, did not do that. I don't mind, I just would prefer him to do it to images of me not other women. It's still better than him going out "fucking" some disease infested snaggle tooth bitch! I'm fine with it now. I will also be ordering one of your books. I think it's called. "Oragsms for one." .... Thanks again Dr. Betty!

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