Sex All Night

Wed, 03/26/2008 - 14:10
Submitted by Carlin Ross

Wed, 03/26/2008 - 21:41

"chafing" definetly was a highlight =)
it's so depressing and spot on that it's a bit of comic genius!

Too Funny!

Sun, 03/30/2008 - 21:15

I certainly know all about the 7 minutes or less deal.
All night long may not be possible, but 2-4 hours is amazing...
And I'm the lucky girl that gets it!

From the male perspective

Betterthenyouknew's picture
Tue, 04/01/2008 - 04:45

WetJ, CB, and Yogini,

Having recently having had one of these rare evenings of "sex all night" (well 5 hours is almost the whole night, isn't it?), I have a thing or two to say about it myself.

Not that I want to complain, mind you, but that night, coupled with other exciting nights after it, brought me to some new realizations about the male body.

Evidently, we have problems too, that result from, well... too much sex.

It started with an odd burning sensation not when, but after urination. I called my Dr., scheduled an appointment, and he and I discussed the problem.
As Both me and my partner are clean, he decided it was Prostititas, Or, an inflamed/infected/swollen prostate, due to overuse.

Hmmm... I never thought that could happen.

Than, once I'm done with Antibiotics for that, the burning sensation still isn't gone, so rather than pay another co-pay, I opted to go to the city operated free clinics and get tested for STD's again, just in case.

After a little while, and a nasty metal rod (with a tiny cotton swab on the end) up my rod -- ouch... :( -- I spoke to the doc and she said, well, you've been on antibiotics that would kill Ghonerria, even if you had had it, which leaves us with two options.
Chlamidia -- Gulp:eek: -- or a Yeast Infection -- what? Guys can have this???

So, now I'm on the Chlamidia meds, just in case, and the test results will be back 3 days after I finish them anyway, but since the symptoms aren't really going away, I'm guessing it's the Yeast Infection...

What? Since when do guys get yeast infections? I thought this was one thing I didn't have to worry about getting... urgh:mad:

In retrospect, I'm glad it's the yeast infection. My partner got tested 3 weeks ago and was clear of Chlamidia and all other STD's, so if I did have Chlamidia - she'd have been cheating, which I wouldn't really like to think about.

So, yeast infection it is, and from now on, after all nighters...:rolleyes: I'm letting him rest a bit.

A.

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 18:22

men can absolutely get yeast infections. I got one once from a guy - my best friend had a yeast infection...was complaining about it...I fucked him...I got it...and we figured out that he was fucking both of us (we weren't serious so it was just cute).

You can get them through a condom too. Usually, they go away on their own. There is a pill for yeast infections you can get. They have monistat 7 over the counter put its a suppository so I don't think it will work since you have a dick.

Don't freak. Your dick will be back to normal in no time. Word of advice on all night sex sessions: pee every 20 minutes even if you don't want to and give your dick a good wash in between too. And make sure she pees too!. I pee before and after sex no matter what.

:)