Stolen: $1900 in Sex Toys

Thu, 09/18/2008 - 14:24
Submitted by Carlin Ross

This would so happen if my apartment was burglarized:

A burglar may have been shocked when he opened a bag stolen from a Walker County home.  The stolen bag was filled with sex toys, according to the Walker County Messenger.  The homeowner reported a break-in at his home on Highway 157 in Rising Fawn to the Walker County Sheriff's Office. He told investigators he came home and found the lock on a door broken.  The list of stolen items included jewelry, about 75 DVDs, and the black bag of sex toys.  He estimated the stolen items at $1,900.

They should at least let him keep one toy.

Wow. That's a LOT of money

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 16:50

Wow. That's a LOT of money spent on sex toys. I bet whoever got it, surely it would make him more excited to try it. LOL

Heard about that on the

Sat, 09/20/2008 - 17:53

Heard about that on the radio at work the other day. They were saying that the sex toys alone were worth about $1900, and we were all wondering how the hell anyone could accumulate that much? I mean, was there a diamond studded dildo in there somewhere?

But, they probably just garbled things a bit, we're not exactly close by, so there was probably a slight case of the telephone game.

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