Standing in piss

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 13:50
Submitted by Carlin Ross

Ok...I've thought a bit about it and decided to share. Has any other woman done this: you're out having drinks or dinner. You go into the ladies room, open the door to a stall, pull down your pants, squat, and start peeing but you don't hear anything.

Then you realize that the lid on the toilet seat is down and you're standing in your own piss. I did this several times in the last month. What's wrong with me?

Maybe I'm too distracted with my squatting technique and getting tissue before I start peeing that I don't realize the lid is down.

WTF?

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Fri, 09/24/2010 - 23:51

well sometimes when i forget to pull down my thong (i mean those really thin ones like the invisable ones) i pee through it =/ lol

Carlin, I conclude that

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 07:04
Anonymous User (not verified)

Carlin, I conclude that you're having too much to drink.

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 23:05

ummmm, no, can't say i've ever done that. but then, i have this thing about germs so i cover the entire seat with toilet paper, even though i never come in contact with it.

one time, i was in the stall just getting ready to pee and i hear the door slam next to me and before i know it there is vomit everywhere on the floor....ugh, hate sloppy drunk women, especially when they can't hit a toilet, so i jumped up on the seat so my $300 shoes wouldn't get destroyed and forgot that i was still peeing....that was a pretty site.

U BETCHA

Wed, 09/02/2009 - 03:44
Anonymous User (not verified)

U BETCHA

Fri, 06/16/2006 - 00:55

lol the closest a guy can come to that is pissing on the seat. I did that once as a kid cuz I woke up in the middle of the night, didnt turn on a light in the bathroom, and didn't think to check if the seat was up or not. (I was still pretty much asleep.)
My grandfather was less than happy about it... I didn't really get to sit down much the next day.