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Man Kidnaps His Love....

Mon, 09/29/2008 - 14:02
Submitted by Carlin Ross

I'm trying to decide whether this is romantic or not: A lovestruck German banker allegedly staged the kidnap of a workmate - and then rescued her so she'd fall for him.

Tom Mueller, 36, from Eisingen, was desperate for his 30-year-old colleague to fancy him but thought he didn't stand a chance.

Police say he broke into Tanja Schulze's home in the middle of the night and told her that he was the boss of a ruthless kidnap gang.

Wearing a mask and speaking English to disguise his voice, Mueller allegedly tied her up and put a bag on her head while he ransacked her home for four hours.

Then he rang the doorbell, ripped off his mask, and rushed into the house to rescue her claiming he'd frightened off the gang.

But police say they found Miss Schulze's purse - supposedly stolen by the gang - in his pocket.

Now the hapless Romeo is facing kidnapping, unlawful entry, and theft charges over his stunt.

 

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It's like I said once on the

Mon, 09/29/2008 - 20:33
cuntlicker

It's like I said once on the old site... It used to be that following a girl around, sending her flowers every day, and serenading her from below her window at night made you a romantic. Now it makes you a stalker. It's all about perspective.

That said, this guy was messed up...

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Messed up? That's an

Mon, 09/29/2008 - 20:36
eleni223

Messed up? That's an understatement. I think this goes beyond the wooing stage, it's scary. What the hell was he thinking??