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Just some random thoughts about sex, music, and crowded bars

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 02:28
Submitted by Heylin

I'm in a crowded bar last night (how original! To be in a bar on St. Patrick's Day.) and realize that bars are fascinating places to watch people. Since I was the driver, I couldn't drink that much and since there was a loud band with a crappy drummer, it was even harder than usual to have a conversation. So I observed and let my mind wander aimlessly.

I witnessed really good looking women talking to some not very attractive men, in fact it struck me how frankly unattractive the men were. Now, I had arrived there just from playing a sport so it wasn't like I was the center of attraction. I plainly admit to being unattractive that evening because the only man I wanted to impress was home in my bed. I thought about how unequal things are that these unattractive men were actually able to have flirtatious conversations with drop dead gorgeous women but if I in my t-shirted, sweat panted, frizzy haired glory had decided to flirt with one of the hot bodied younger males, I probably wouldn't have gotten too far. I wonder if those women were professionals, because honestly, even in my athletic frizzied hair state-- those ugly dudes would not have gotten it for free from me.

Then the band--they weren't horrible, the songs were recognizable and good. But the drummer...his sense of rhythm was okay but he played way too much, it was like he was trying to cram a drum solo into every single song and the drum mikes were set in such a way that it kind of overpowered the rest of the band. Funny thing is that I love drummers. Watching male drummers pound their kits is erotic to me. Listening to certain cool drum parts cranked way up (or live) can bring me to orgasm. But not this drummer, which is a shame cause he was kinda cute. He totally could have had a frizzied haired, athletic attired, twice his age, multi orgasmic woman toying with him if only he played better.

So since the drums weren't bringing me to orgasm, there weren't any men around that evoked any erotic fantasies, and my husband requested that I not wake him up for sex, I began to think about things that would be erotic to me and realized my fantasies are funny and weird (just like me). I would love to stumble on some porn featuring a MTF with a big dick fucking Buck Angel. It's like straight sex but it's not (and Buck Angel is hot, so who wouldn't want to watch him in a porn?) .

Then tonight I had physical partner sex with my hubby. He's so cute, he thinks we're the biggest freaks around because gasp!, I bring my vibe and lube to bed with us. I gave him some examples of what other people do (some of which he doubted the physical impossiblity of) and told him we're not freaks. We have vanilla sex with accessories and fantasy. 

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Ooh what a nice post!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 03:30
Jake E

Never heard of a drum kit as a very large sexual accessory :) That would make a great porn film. A drummer, a large drum kit and a lady masterbating to orgasm. Seriously from someone like Erica lust or ifelmyself.com that would make a really good film. 

Thanks!

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 01:57
Heylin

 I have a thing for the sound of drums and drummers. One of my more goofy sexual fantasies involves hubby and I on a stage with Aaron Spears on one side and Phil Rudd on the other having a little drum duel and we would have to switch up our style according to who was playing. Of course there would be vibes and lube as well as Dylan Elise to pitch hit for my husband if he got too tired (and since he's a drummer, he could also fill in for the other guys as well). Sometimes since it's my fantasy, Dolph Lundgren stops by and asks if he can play the drums for me.
BTW, that sounds like a great idea for a porn. Another fantasy I toy around with is asking famous drummers to use a dildo on me while I use a vibe to check their sense of rhythm. They beg me to have intercourse with them but I tell them they have to pass muster first with this audition.