I would rock Lucille Ball's world (well, if she were still alive). Seriously.
When I was younger, I envisioned her and Ethel having lesbian sex all the time. I always preferred to watch them together rather than them and their irritating husbands.
I don't know of any redheads that I'm particularly partial to besides her. I loved her zany personality and always thought Ricky was a fucking asshole and didn't deserve her. I would have appreciated that cute little waist and coy smile way more than he would have. That dick.
I used to fantasize about Lucy and Ethel sitting at the kitchen table, talking over coffee or tea, and they gently start kissing and peeling off layers of clothes. Fingers would slide into sexy places and nipples would be erect. It would end with Ethel giving Lucy audibly wet oral sex (Lucy is the queen bitch up in here) and Lucy reclining on the table and moaning, ending with an explosive orgasm that was always timed perfectly with the oven timer (coming and cooking; that takes talent). They lounge around naked, smoking, and drinking until their husbands are due to come home. So many sexy secrets to be had between two housewives.
I saw an interview and I heard Lucy's real voice (which is quite a bit deeper than the one she uses on "I Love Lucy") and I think I creamed my undies. I LOVE a deep, sexy voice on a woman. It's probably my chosen favorite non-physical quality. Not a manly one, but one that's sensual and in a lower register. I love to hear Kathleen Turner talk softly. God, what I wouldn't give to have her read me a story (it doesn't even have to be remotely sexual story; read me the back of a fucking cereal box) while I masturbate.
The show would have been so much better if the undercover lesbian love affair actually happened. I felt like the women got such a bum deal and they could have used that sexy satisfaction. I've decided that Lucy was extremely decisive when it came to how she wanted to have sex, and Ricky always obliged... Otherwise, why the fuck would she stay with him? He sucks... And probably in a wonderful way.