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I LOVE a Deep, Sexy Voice on a Woman

Mon, 02/07/2011 - 08:51
Submitted by VirginMonoblogger

I would rock Lucille Ball's world (well, if she were still alive). Seriously.

When I was younger, I envisioned her and Ethel having lesbian sex all the time. I always preferred to watch them together rather than them and their irritating husbands.

I don't know of any redheads that I'm particularly partial to besides her. I loved her zany personality and always thought Ricky was a fucking asshole and didn't deserve her. I would have appreciated that cute little waist and coy smile way more than he would have. That dick.

I used to fantasize about Lucy and Ethel sitting at the kitchen table, talking over coffee or tea, and they gently start kissing and peeling off layers of clothes. Fingers would slide into sexy places and nipples would be erect. It would end with Ethel giving Lucy audibly wet oral sex (Lucy is the queen bitch up in here) and Lucy reclining on the table and moaning, ending with an explosive orgasm that was always timed perfectly with the oven timer (coming and cooking; that takes talent). They lounge around naked, smoking, and drinking until their husbands are due to come home. So many sexy secrets to be had between two housewives.

I saw an interview and I heard Lucy's real voice (which is quite a bit deeper than the one she uses on "I Love Lucy") and I think I creamed my undies. I LOVE a deep, sexy voice on a woman. It's probably my chosen favorite non-physical quality. Not a manly one, but one that's sensual and in a lower register. I love to hear Kathleen Turner talk softly. God, what I wouldn't give to have her read me a story (it doesn't even have to be remotely sexual story; read me the back of a fucking cereal box) while I masturbate.

The show would have been so much better if the undercover lesbian love affair actually happened. I felt like the women got such a bum deal and they could have used that sexy satisfaction. I've decided that Lucy was extremely decisive when it came to how she wanted to have sex, and Ricky always obliged... Otherwise, why the fuck would she stay with him? He sucks... And probably in a wonderful way.

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Mon, 02/07/2011 - 13:44
Forseti

I LOVE a deep, sexy voice on a woman too. My personal favourite is Kristanna Loken. =D Oh, and Amy Ray - not that deep but still... <3

Agreed!

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Mon, 02/07/2011 - 16:53
VirginMonoblogger

It's so rare that a woman will have that deep and sensual voice that isn't manly or guttural. I used to love Martha Stewart's voice, but not at anymore. She almost just sounds like she's trying to show you that she's better than you with the way she talks, lol. Even some of the little things that Betty says give my pussy a twitch. She has a sexy one, too. ;)

Thank you!

Mon, 02/07/2011 - 21:07
Mariosgirl

Thank you , thank you, thank you, VMB for the laugh!! I loved what you had to say about Ricky being a fucking asshole and Lucy's assumed assertiveness in the bedroom. I have to agree, though, I think a deeper, more lush voice on a woman IS sexy. Why? Because I think it says 'mature', and that's sexy on anybody. And I admit, I used to smoke to cultivate that huskier voice. Awful, I know. Now it's just sexy without the carcinogenics. : )

Martha's sexy voice

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Tue, 02/08/2011 - 13:21
cajun sausage

I have lots of sexual fantasies about Martha Stewart too, and her sexy voice
is part of all of them. Guys are split about this, but I think she's a
hot, sexy mature woman. Maybe she does sound condescending to others.
There are lots of nasty rumors about her. I've always fantasized she
comes over to "decorate my bedroom". I'd love to do her every which way,
or let her strap-on and have her way with me. I wonder how she sounds
when she moans in sexual delight from a good bonking, or if she'd make a
sexy purring noise when I put my tongue on her clitty, or what she'd
say if I answered the door nude.

Martha should definitely invite Dr. Betty and Carlin to be on her show.
I'd love to see her do a genital show & tell, or show us which
vibrator she likes most! She seems to have lots of know-how in the
kitchen and in the garden, so I often dream of what she must be like in
the bedroom. :-)

I thought Lucy and Ethel were

Tue, 02/08/2011 - 19:02
Hellbound Alleee (not verified)

I thought Lucy and Ethel were pretty cool, too. But the sexy voice--it's like when you get a cold, and it makes your voice sexier. Lucy smoked so much for so many years, I think that contributed to it.

I recently read that the producers (wasn't that Lucy and Desi?) made Vivian Vance actually gain weight so Lucy could be the skinny one--that's sort of how vaudeville works. Tall and skinny, short and fat. I never thought Ethel was fat, but I never dreamed that she may have been the more glamorous one. They were probably both glamor queens--you ever see Ziegfeld Follies? So, I don't know if it's absolutely true, but it kind of gets in the way of one's masturbatory fantasies.

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