Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross
Better Orgasms. Better World.
The smallest things get me excited. I'm taking a trip to Wal Mart today. Not for a new television or a laptop or an mp3 player or anything. But, for your average "toothpaste-bodywash-deodorant-floss" list of things. I'm fuckin' giddy. I'm moving the potluck to tomorrow, before you think that I forgot.
Confession: I have a dirty fetish after all. Semen is sexy. I kid you not. I may be against getting spit in my face, but I would thoroughly enjoy letting a group of men run a train on me while bustin' baby goo all over my body. I'm almost MORE interested in the ejaculation than I am the actual sex... Almost... I told a friend that, when I become sexually active, I don't want to use condoms because I want to feel a man come inside of me. I want the goo to gush out of me and leak down my legs. She replied with "So... What? Are you going to get every guy tested before you fuck them so you can be sure they don't have HIV?" I haven't figured that out yet. I don't want herpes or HIV or syphillis or the clap or any of the sexual "goodies", and I realize how unsafe it is to just fuck and suck every Tom, Dick, and Harry without protection, but dammit. Let me have my fantasy. Bitch is always raining on my seminal parade.
I love "creampie" porn. For the people out there that don't know what a "creampie" is, urbandictionary, which is THE most accurate and thoroughly researched definition resource on the internet (...right), defines a creampie as: "Internal cum shot; Act of ejaculating inside pussy or asshole. Also the moment after the internal ejaculation, when the cum drips out." To some people, that may sound absolutely disgusting. Some women like to be as far away from man spooge as possible. Not me. If I would have gone through with oral sex in high school (like every other chick, it seemed), I would have been a swallower, without a doubt. If I were a guy and a chick swallowed my jizz, it would feel like a complete compliment. She's going to suck me off AND clean up after? HELL YES! It's also really sensual. I mean, having a guy have an orgasm while his dick is in my mouth? Feeling the pulses of his penis on my tongue as he ejaculates? That is fucking hot. I'm not nearly as interested in receiving oral sex as I am in giving it. My mouth hungers for man meat. Fun fact: A friend had this card that you put your finger on, and depending on the color your fingerprint left, would tell you what kind of kisser you are. Mine said "You give great tongue". Yeah, I know that a card she found on the floor in the sex shop is hardly accurate, but I'll believe it in this situation. I feel like I have all the skills needed for an amazing blow job. I'll gag with I brush my teeth, but when I stick a Super Blowpop down my throat, I may retch a little, but it's nothing dramatic. Who does that? Me.
So, if I ever get married or I ever devise a machine to test men for STDs on the spot, I will be a walking cum bucket. It may sound raunchy to you, but it doesn't get much hotter to me.
well said
You really know how to feed a fantasy. You said it just how guys want to hear it.
Is it?
It never occured to me that way, that I said how guys want to hear it. My mind is that of a venereal disease-carrying whore. But, thanks for the compliment. :) That's pretty hot.
How to make fake cum to play with
Because I love oral sex and insist on swallowing his cum, I rarely have
any of his real cum to play with. I've learned how to make fake cum to
play with instead. I heat up a cup of milk in the microwave, stir in a
teaspoon of salt, a teaspoon of powdered sugar, some clear movie
creature slime and a teaspoon of Methylcellulose powder. (I got the last
two ingredients from monstermakers dot com.) This looks, feels and
tastes just like real cum. I load it up into my cum shooting dildo.
It's a blast!
Great recipe!
But, I want the full experience of the pleasure of him cumming. I don't think I could duplicate that experience.
Men must love you...
I don't think I know anyone who seems to love semen as much as you do. I'm sure you must be very popular with all the boyz.
BTW - 'Bitch is always raining on my seminal parade.' is the funniest line ever.
I like
My fiance helps me fill that need of wanting him to cum in me, and I LOVE giving blowjobs and it's so fun to have a safe cock around that I can go down on when ever I want. But I never really got in the creampie porn but I will have to give it a second look because I agree and like everything you have said. I say keep up your search and have fun your not the only one our there that likes semen.
:D
Oh, I'm just witty like that. ;)
And who knows, I may HATE semen all over me and in my mouth... Doubtful, though.
It’s Hot and Sticky in the South
VM-
From one southerner to another, I don’t think you’re going to change your mind when you have your first semen experience. I think it’s a mental thing. If you have positive association with it, it’s just really hot.
For me, enjoying his cum on my body, or in my mouth, is just the final act in our play. I give him a standing O and he gives me sparkling gifts :)
I’m still working on his attitude towards his stuff. He’s usually anxious to get us both clean, neat freak. So my goal is to get him to enjoy rubbing it all over me, like Eric just wrote about. Haven’t tried the whole “good for my complexion” angle with him yet.
"Veneral-disease carrying
"Veneral-disease carrying whore"... why assume that once you suck cock or desire creampies you're STD-ridden? I'm sure you didn't mean to make that assumption but that's my first thought... that or you fetishize the dirtiness of it and, thus, refer back to diseases because it adds to the fantasy and, if that's the case, then awesome. But, please don't make cocksuckers out to be, um, diseased. You can be a healthy whore that makes the right choices, you know. Creampies and cum-drinking doesn't put you at risk, people who don't (or won't) get tested do.
(While the STD machine is choice, marriage doesn't guarantee that you or your partner aren't immune to contracting a venereal disease; so if you do want to do this, try it with someone you trust, respect, and know before you try it with someone who wants to get a ring on your finger. I know it's against your faith but marrying someone who could or already does have an STD is much more dangerous than doing it with someone pre-honeymoon who has been tested already... at least you can dump the bastard - divorce is much trickier).
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures" - Oscar Wilde
www.christinacicchelli.com
Sluttin' it up
No, I wasn't insinuating that the cocksuckers of the world are one big walking case of herpes. In the fantasy that I have, though, I wouldn't be very discriminatory about my partners. If he's remotely attractive with a dick, I'm jumping on it. That can quickly get you some vaginal yuckies.
You mentioned "my faith". I feel like you I've come across as a "Oh, once I get married, everything will be perfect and I won't be at risk for anything. STDs, heartbreak, and anything of the like." I haven't completely reformulated my beliefs, but one thing I've definitely decided is that I don't want to get married, so the whole "waiting for honeymoon sex" is out the window. I'm not keen on claiming to be something I'm not. I'm not going to go out, get a partner, fuck him (or her) like crazy, and then come home with the promise ring on my finger so my parents are none the wiser. If I'm going to do it, I'm doing it because I don't have any fears or inhibitions. My ring is more of a promise "for now", until I get out on my own. I feel like I owe that to them. When I'm gone, my personal life won't be of any concern to them.
ChrisOnline
Glad I'm in the company of another sassy Southerner. ;D
Yeah, I didn't think my attitude would change, either, unless I had a horrible experience. Semen has always been incredibly hot to me. Try taking your husband in stages, lol. Before jumping right into him rubbing it on you, rub it on yourself. Sounds sexy to me. :P
that's cool. I read a couple
that's cool. I read a couple of your posts and I was confused so that's where the assumption came from about marriage. It's cool about your stance on the promise ring - do you have any blog posts about that? I never really heard of someone using the promise ring for reasons other than those being related to religion so you should write about what your promise ring means to you (if you haven't already) because I'm quite curious... and I still don't understand it the ides of a promise ring altogether.
thank you for clearing it up in regards to the "disease" misconception. I figured as much; I know people often use the threat of catching an STD to further fuel the fantasy of performing a terribly naughty deed, so I didn't know if your reference was about that or if you thought being a cum bucket was "nasty".
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures" - Oscar Wilde
www.christinacicchelli.com
:)
In my blog (http://thevirginmonoblog1.blogspot.com/), if you go all the way back to my first entries, it's like another person was writing it. Quote: "I believe that sex is best left for marriage, in a stable relationship,
where two loving and committed people can care for a child, if they
were to make one. God wants me and my (future) husband to be fruitful and multiply. He wants me to have sex with my husband." In the entries following that one, I start to slowly reevaluate things. I was always scared to do that, because I felt like the hardcore religious path was the only one for my spiritual and mental health, and I didn't want to make God mad. My parents had A LOT to do with that; my mom especially. But even in that entry, I talk about lusting over women, so it I wasn't wholly holy (heh, "wholly holy"), even then. I stopped beating myself up over being the sexual person I've always been and I just embraced it.
Lovely Carlin actually posted my entry about my promise ring not too long ago. http://dodsonandross.com/blogs/virginmonoblogger/2010/01/i-had-promise-r...
Wioleta
I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one to have a fetish for semen. When I watch heterosexual porn, the ejaculation is always more exciting to me than all those close-ups on the pounding ! I've swallowed since my first blowjob (I'm not STD-ridden though :p) and never considered not doing it. It's natural and intimate to me.
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