I Found Myself on Xhamster

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 07:54
Submitted by Anonymous

I do enjoy the synchronicities that life can throw at you. I find it particularly pertinent that May is Masturbation Month and this is the month I, professional wanker that I am, join the blogging forces of Dodson & Ross the mecca for happy wankers. Just in time for their annual masturbation blog fest. Masturbation, oh the joys of it. I have indicated the importance of wanking in my life in my bio but that doesn’t really begin to cover what masturbation means to me.

I have had some epic wanks in my time. On all means of public transport, in airport toilets and seats, floating naked on the ocean, amongst the sand dunes, on camera, behind the camera, under my desk. Plus in chronological order with teddy bears, pillows, fingers, friends, trees, armchairs, lovers, showerheads, electric toothbrushes and sex toys galore. Fingers are my favorite though because I always have ‘em on me. One place I always wanted to wank but never could was whilst getting a lap dance in a strip club. I love love love getting lap dances. I frequent strip joints often and I seek out the dancers with natural breasts in the place and then give those goddesses the entire contents of my bank account over the rest of the evening.

I remember after I was paid for my first porn shoot I took my money and spent every last cent of it on this delightful experience. I bought her drinks, paid for lap dances and tipped her for talking to me. It’s hard work in there and she fucking deserved every cent too. To me a strip club is a place to worship the beauty of sexual nakedness and honestly I wish there were more shapes and sizes, more variety in the women (and some men please!) up there slinking around for my adoring gaze. It is my dream to own my own strip joint and if I did there would be none of the usual rules…no stripper heels unless you want them, no shaving unless you want to… and the punters would show the utmost respect or they would suffer my wrath, which can be immense, plus be banned for life. Oh and there would be better music as well. 

When I first got involved in masturbation porn I immediately wanted to create a situation where I could get a lap dance and also masturbate to orgasm as I enjoyed it. The team and I put together a shoot and one of the best shoots I have made so far ensued. So I was delighted to find this shoot on xhamster the other day. I discovered xhamster through Cajun Sausage who had just started posting his wanking videos on there and was thoroughly enjoying the exhibitionist experience. Since discovering xhamster I have wanked on there cam2cam, set myself up a profile and I’ve also found myself...in some videos already posted by others. Soon I will be uploading some of my own videos from my personal venture into online porn.

So here it is, one of my favourite wanks to date on record.

NOTE: original shoot was not called lesbo lapdancer as it is on xhamster (thanks poster for the awesome title…why didn’t I think of that) it was called Indulgence I & II but as the great bard said "what's in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet"

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Thanks Liandra,

Betty Dodson's picture
Sat, 05/07/2011 - 10:23

As one professional wanker to another, that was one of the hottest clips I've ever watched. The closeness without the usual mouth mauling and titty grabbing was delicious and oh so much more sexual than the usual scenario. The Mother of Masturbation got turned on watching you on Mother's Day! So I'm off for a wank me self. Welcome on board D&R.

xhamster, oh yeah

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 10:50

Welcome!  Very glad you're here, adding to the conversation. Extra-glad that you are linking to your online ventures.

Lesbo Lapdance was one of the hottest things I've watched in some time. Thanks for the fodder, Liandra. That one's gonna stick with me.


Sun, 05/08/2011 - 01:14
Liandra Dahl (not verified)

I inspired Betty Dodson to wank... my life is now complete *GRIN*

Thank you!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:27
Redd Delicious (not verified)

That was absolutely lovely!  About 30 seconds in to the video I was compelled to, um, replicate what I saw.  The look on your face, the way you dearly wanted to taste her, despite the fact that it was clearly not going to happen, the noises you made when you came - delicious.


Still awesome

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 20:25

I think it's been at around 2 years or so since I first watched (and wanked) to that video and it's still just as hot as ever.
It's nice to see you at D&R and I'm glad to see you're still in the professional wanking business. :)

so hot!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 09:52
dolfun (not verified)

OMG! this was so fucking good!....thank you!....love the tunes too!....

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