Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross

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As we waited for our Persian feast to arrive, Betty told me that she was given the ol' Dirty Sanchez during a sexual encounter. However, at that time, such an act was never given an official name.

This made me consider the endless list of terms that have gone unnoticed, monikers for sexual encounters that can turn rather bizarre, violent, unusual, and/or just plain alluring.

So I present you with some pretty cool sexual situations and their creative names.

Dirty Sanchez: Already explained.

Pearl Necklace: This may be a familiar term for women and the semen-spilling men that love them. When a man ejaculates (preferably from the pleasures of fellatio or otherwise), his beads of sperm shower the woman's chest or neckline. The image of such an act is similar to that in a lady adorning a... ? Exactly.

Cumsicle: Yummy and delicious. Save this special act for a particularly steamy day. A man ejaculates into a condom. He ties the end and puts it in the freezer overnight. The next day, you can use the newly made "cumsicle" to fuck your lover (fun for sensory play)!

Stranger: Perfect for a night of 1-on-1 playtime with you, yourself, and no one else. Sit on your hand until it goes completely numb. Then, jerk off/fingerbang with it.

Couch Bombing: (For males only... I think) Another creative masturbation method. Fill a small plastic sandwich bag with lubricant and place it neatly (to avoid mess) in between the cushions of your couch. Then, fuck away!

Daisy Chain: A fun activity for you and your friends, a daisy chain consists of 3 or more partners. Partner A performs fellatio/cunnilingus on Partner B; Partner B performs the same maneuver on Partner C, etc. The chain is sealed once the last partner performs fellatio/cunnilingus on Partner A.

Ham and Cheese Sandwich: A man performs cunninglingus on a woman after he ejaculates in her vagina.

Blumpkin: The act of performing a fellatio while the male partner is taking a dump on the toilet.

Rumpkin: Similar act; however, the partner licks his/her lover's ass right after s/he's taken a dump.

Cleveland Steamer: A creative coprophilia act, one partner relieves him/herself on her lover's chest, then smears it down to their torso or genitals like a steamroller. Also known as the Cleveland Steamroller.

Shrimping: After a male partner ejaculates into his lover's anus, he (the ejaculator) uses a straw to sip up the semen.

That's it for now. There are plenty others that I haven't mentioned just because these particular terms are my favorite, but do add to the list!

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