Pills for Premature Ejaculators, Hypersexuality a Mental Disorder & End of Religiosity

Wed, 04/28/2010 - 08:24
Submitted by Carlin Ross

There's a new pill on the market that alters the serotonin levels in your brain; thereby, preventing premature ejaculation.  Why work on your masturbation habits to improve your "longevity" in the bedroom when you can just pop a pill?

A new draft version of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders will include "hypersexuality" as a mental illness.  It would apply to people who repetitively engage in sexual "fantasies, urges and behavior" in response to anxiety, depression, stress or the like, and who repeatedly try and fail to control or significantly reduce the urges and behavior.   Virgin, you're f*cked.  

And 72% of young adults don't pray, don't worship and don't read the Bible, a major survey by a Christian research firm shows.  Seems Christianity is going the way of the Blockbuster video store.  Hallelujah!   

Editor in Chief & Keeper of All Things Betty Dodson

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Hopefully a good portion of

ElisaDay's picture
Wed, 04/28/2010 - 10:27

Hopefully a good portion of the 72% that don't pray or read the Bible believe in evolution now! It terrifies me that almost half of Americans still think "god" made the Earth in seven days. Maybe some of these people have started to read Greta Christina's blog!

Oh Please!

Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:54
Palesa (not verified)

So if you have an orgasm to relieve anxiety and stress you have a mental disorder. Anything can become harmful when abused I suppose, but come on. I am going to make my own book of mental disorders it will include camping out to buy a play station, text messaging addiction/can't make eye contact disorder and people trying to use science to deny humanity-phrenia. I'm going to go listen to the voices in my clit and engage in some anxiety reducing behavior before I start my day. Laughing.

Don't be afraid of yourself, live your individuality to the full ---
for the good of others. Don't copy others in order to buy fellowship,
or make convention your law. ~ Dag Hammarskjold (Markings, 1963)

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
By submitting this form, you accept the Mollom privacy policy.