Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross

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I can understand why the average Joe Smoe goes bareback.  They have nothing to garnishee and STDs are the least of their problems (if they don't have one already).  But for Tiger Woods and Josh Duhamel to go f*cking around on their celebrity wives without a condom is just plain lunacy.

This week one of Tiger's porn star girlfriends came forward alleging that he'd knocked her up on two separate ocassions.  Thankfully for him, she terminated both pregnancies.  I believe her because all of Tiger's girls said be f*cked bareback and it was on the Huffington Post.  What kills me is that it's not like he was sleeping with college girls or 20 something ingenues  (if there is such a thing).  No, Tiger was sport fucking strippers, porn stars, cocktail waitresses, and nightclub hostesses...hot ones...the ones that like to have sex. 

What are you thinking?  STDs and HIV aside, you're jeopardizing a multi-billion dollar empire.  Your wife is going to walk off with $300M and your new baby momma is going to have you by the short and curlies.  And you've just fucked your brand's goodwill...literally.  You'd think that some manager or body guard would keep Tiger's phallus shealthed at all times.

TMZ reported that Josh Duhamel knocked up the stripper he cheated on Fergie with earlier this year.  She's since recanted but the fact that he didn't vehemently deny it leads me to believe that he too went bareback.  This is even crazier because the stripper is kind of homely - nothing like Fergie who's the hottest thing on the planet right now - and they just got married like a few months ago. Again, what are you thinking?

I can't imagine being Elin or Fergie right now.  I would be seething with anger - not at the infidelity - but that my husband could stick his dick bareback into some random hoochie and then stick in back in me.  Instead of a life coach these men need a sex coach.  You don't have to risk your life, your marriage, and your financial well-being to get off.  Vaginal penetration is so overrated.  I can't see how a 30 second ejaculation inside a vagina is worth the media frenzy celebrity infidelity creates....who would want the paparazzi camped outside their residence 24/7?  

I feel like sending them my business card.  Go latex or go home.