Anti-Rape Lipgloss

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 15:42
Submitted by Carlin Ross

They really have thought of everything.  This week 2LoveMyLips debuted their anti-rape lipgloss - a new must have for the part girl on the go. 

It comes in a variety of colors and looks just like regular lip gloss.  However, your lipgloss turns blue immediately when signs of substances such as GHB or ketamine (better known as ruffies or the date rape drug) are present in your drink.  It retails for $15.00.

I was ruffied once during a business dinner with a law partner (I know).  I should have known something was up when our host left the living room where the bar was located and went to the kitchen to make my drink.  The first tell he spiked my drink was that I lost all feeling in my arms and legs.  As soon as my associate left the room, he started squeezing my nipples.  I couldn't physically push him away.  Then he ran his fingers past my lips and I bit him.  I could still use my mouth (yay).  Finally, my associate realized something was up (I don't even remember eating dinner) and got me home.  I could have used some 2LoveMyLips lipgloss ;)

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