Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross
Better Orgasms. Better World.
Thank you, Amanda Hess, for letting me know I'm not alone in my disdain for look-at-me-I'm-wearing-garters Halloween costumes. My most hated: the French Maid, The St. Pauli Girl, and Julia Allison's condom fairy costume. Here are some other worthy "Slutoween" contenders:
10. The Sexy Clown Costume. F*ck Poltergeist.

9. The Sexy Gangster Costume. Good thing her bandeau top identifies her costume.

8. The Spaghetti Penis Costume. I love meatballs.

7. The Sexy Ghostbuster Costume. Girls
are for busting balls, not ghosts.

6. The Sexy . . . America, Or Something Costume. Who cares. It’s sexy!

5. The Sexy Border Patrol Costume. Because there’s nothing sexier than busting illegals. Lou Dobbs is getting hard.

4. The Camel Toe Costume. He's got quite the "pillow" pussy.

3. The “Down for the Count” Costume. I kind of like this one.

2. The Sexy Fat Hula Dancer Costume. Behold: the one woman who would agree to be photographed in such a thing.

1. The Sexy “Finding Nemo” costume. Everything has officially been sexualized. You can stop now.

Oh thank the lords I wasn't
Oh thank the lords I wasn't the only one. My friends and I are deeply disturbed by this trend. We can't even find any less slutty or non-slutty costumes for adult females in our area. We've looked. Even though we are childless, we wondered, well hell what are mothers with children going to wear when they take their kids out? I'm making my own costume this year because I have no interest in going out looking like that. I love sex and sexuality, but I'm not interested in this kind of thing. It's kind of stereotypical and a bit demeaning to think the marketers believed that all women wanted to dress like this.
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