World's Worst & Best Lovers

Mon, 09/28/2009 - 14:14
Submitted by Carlin Ross

German men beat out the Brits taking the title of World's Worst Lovers due to their bad hygiene.  It is kind of suprising because they're so kinky (they do have the most stimulating porn out there) but BO is BO.  And American men came in 5th because you're too rough.  The World's Best Lovers are in Spain.  I've always wanted to see Barcelona ;) 

Here's how the rest of world's men fared in the sex department:

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS

1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

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Interesting!

Mon, 09/28/2009 - 23:40
Anonymous User (not verified)

Heehee. I'm a Brit (a Londoner to be precise) and I have to say that sex with foreign men has always triumphed over sex with my own "kind". The Irish are indeed fabulous and I remember an amazing encounter with a Swiss.

I too am rather surprised regarding the German's position because they are notoriously adventurous and controversial in the bedroom.

Darn It!

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:55

I really wish I could have gone on a world tour before I got married.  I'd have to test this out myself before agreeing with the results.  I do have a passport...

I would have to say

Fri, 01/22/2010 - 05:42
My experience (not verified)

I would have to say Hawaiians should be in the top ten, definitely number one for me then latin, Pakistani and Americans are okay. I have to agree most are rough.

Why does every list ranking

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 23:09
Anonymous44 (not verified)

Why does every list ranking the worlds best/worst lovers only rank men? are women not lovers too?

it does take two to tango.

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