F*ck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 09:20
Submitted by Carlin Ross

This video sums up most young girls understanding of virginity and their attempt to keep their hymens intact.  Thank you Garfunkel & Oates for being amazing:

Editor in Chief & Keeper of All Things Betty Dodson

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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:15


Juan Valdez may have enjoyed more perks than we suspected

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 21:23
Ron The Logician (not verified)


Ass-f*cking can be a more complicated issue than Garfunkel & Oates illustrate! Devout Catholic sexual ethics regarding female virginity in coastal Columbia may share responsibility for a curiously popular tradition there. You probably played "Pin the tail on the donkey" as a girl. But I very much doubt you played "Get some tail off the donkey"! So you will likely find it noteworthy that it seems more than a few Colombians are not shy about enjoying a piece of ass!  Watch the documentation here: http://www.tubechop.com/watch/3643477

What sort of "global" sex education, such as that to which you and Betty now aspire, would properly address such a rather idiosyncratic issue?

P.S. Britain's rarely-unhilarious Robert "Doc" Cox, better known as Ivor Biggun, would have one believe certain North Americans have similar tastes; see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V5WwJ_Hw80

For even more fun, watch the G&O music video for "The Loophole"

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 13:34
Ron The Logician (not verified)

Carlin, the stage performance you embed above is charming, unique and well-recorded. But I think readers will also enjoy the highly-edited official music video (The Loophole) for this song (only available several months after your post), featuring costumes, sets, extras and even choreography - which add an additional dimension to this brilliant musical composition.
They can find it here.

Many Garfunkel & Oates songs relate to sexuality, and so your readers might also enjoy exploring their official YouTube channel here.

Backstory for "The Loophole" by G&O

Mon, 09/29/2014 - 20:15
Ron The Logician (not verified)

As documentation for the sexual culture of early 21st century America, one can audit the backstory for "The Loophole" by Garfunkel & Oates at http://goo.gl/EFv6Ff .

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