Betty Dodson with Carlin Ross

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Sorry I haven't posted anything to my blog lately. Masturbation Month came (pun intended) and went, and despite my ability to photograph and shoot video of all my solo flights, I just couldn't seem to find time or words to write into a decent blog entry. All of this is due to work, family issues, and other events, but my need for self-pleasure continues. Fortunately, I'm still able to concentrate on some nice fantasies and enjoy my own self-porn pictures and videos at times, and sometimes I simply get worked up just knowing I'm on camera.

Taking pictures and shooting videos of my solo acts doesn't cost anything, and it's exciting as hell to think I may just get to share the experience afterward, so...

I "DO A PORNO" ALMOST EVERY DAY.

I bought a camcorder a couple of years ago and have enjoyed making and watching videos of myself masturbating. Until last week, I hadn't shared them with anyone but Dr. Betty and Carlin.

Encouraged by their favorable reviews, I uploaded one of my clips to xhamster.com last weekend, and it went public Monday morning. I'd like to thank virginmonoblogger for telling me about this site. I watched a few clips on xtube.com and one other before then, but xhamster seems to have a better selection of stuff. I often fantasize that Dr. Betty Dodson, the Goddess of All Solo Sex, along with her gorgeous assistant Carlin, are watching my clips and diddling!

It's May, the weather is getting warm, and it's Happy Masturbation Month! So I thought I'd celebrate by explaining my favorite things to think about when I masturbate, and my history of writing about them. Whenever I do a self-pleasure session, I find it essential that I'm totally relaxed. I must take my mind off of anything that has anything to do with work. That is, unless I'm fantasizing about bonking the secretary down the hall. But seriously, moving right along.....

I have a sister who is a just few years older than me. I guess I was 11 years old, around the time I first started masturbating regularly, when I noticed her wearing a tight shirt. She had amazing tits at age 14, and I had a tough time not staring at them.

One day when no one else was home, I tried her bra on and stuffed it with a couple of socks. Then I found that tight clingy shirt. I walked around the house, making my fake tits bounce. I loved the way it felt, and my young sausage got fully erect in a very short time.

I think I was 25 the first time I wanted to try putting something in my asshole. This was in the early 1980s, during the onset of VCRs and increased availability of porn tapes. I watched a movie in which a gal got her ass fucked as if it were just a tight snatch! I wondered how in the hell they did that without having it result in something really shitty?!

The first thing I ever put in my butt was a small candle, aided by some Vaseline. It didn't feel particularly good at first, nor did it hurt all that much. It made my anus sensitive for a time, but most of all, made me more conscious of it. After that, I would occasionally stretch my hole with a carrot, still using Vaseline.

I haven't had too many dreams in my lifetime that I can recall vividly, and I'm not a social scientist, so I have only had a passing interest in the topic of dream interpretation. But this essay is about a dream I had back in 2002, which I'd like to share with readers and leave open to interpretation.

I DREAMED I F*CKED DR. BETTY!!!

It wasn't a "wet" dream. Not quite. It was a "wake up with a raging, relentless bulge in my bikini undies that demands immediate attention" dream. I'm not exactly sure what would have induced the dream, but this may have been during a time when Betty was writing about rediscovering partner sex.

I'm a straight guy in my early 50s, but I also have a kinky side. I've always liked masturbating, ever since I've been able to. Besides many forms of straight sex, I enjoy spankings, cross-dressing, role-reversal, outdoor nudity, and posing and making videos of myself this way. One of my favorite ways to masturbate is with a dildo in my ass, whether it's strapped to a strong woman, or if I'm alone. I first started using a small dildo on solo flights in the mid 1980s, and discovered the joy of role-reversal with a dominant woman just a few years later. I've been a dildo slut ever since.

Hi Aunt Betty and Ms. Carlin!

Just wanted y'all to know your SLUT MAID is available -- eager to please and hot to trot. Just let me know when to come over to cook, wash dishes, serve you and the girls coffee or tea, mop the bathroom, give you a good lap dance, and do full service DILDO DUTY!