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I Had Drunk Sex with Myself Last Night

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 10:00
Submitted by Betty Dodson
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Well, not stupid drunk, but definitely high on both wine and pot. My dear friend Myrtis was in town and we hadn’t indulged ourselves in a seven hour gab fest for far too many years. She has traveled the world and I’ve stayed with her and her darling husband when I’m in San Francisco.

We started with a bottle of Chardonnay. Following a bite to eat, a pipeful of smoke and another bottle of wine, we covered our favorite memories since we met in 1972 in Aspen Colorado. We got kicked off the local TV channel for filming me ritually shaving a woman’s head with several nude women in attendance.

This was in my no-hair phase to heal myself from vanity. I’d lived the early part of my life constantly worried that I was not beautiful enough. Finally I was liberated form all bad hair days (which were too often with my straight hair that is now in fashion). We capped off the evening with a bottle of Champagne going over more delicious memories. Then at midnight I pulled down the Murphy bed and Myrtis slumbered in the living room.

Meanwhile I’m still wide awake. I go back to my bedroom/office and watch a bit of TV. (The food channel has become my favorite porn). Finally I get into bed and during my nightly ritual of a friendly hug for my vulva and Clitty Anne before sleep; I must have suddenly felt sexy because I reached for my Obsidian dildo, the Almond oil and Madam Hitachi. When I first woke up, I had that nice feeling of having been well-fucked.

Suddenly it came back to me. I don’t remember the fantasy or any details but I’d had a nice big orgasm for sure. I was reminded of the sex I used to have back in my twenties when I had to be a little drunk to overcome my inhibitions. I dashed into the living room to tell my girlfriend but she’d already left. Yes, I was hung over, but another pipe fixed that.

Then I broke up laughing when I realized I’d had drunk sex with myself. Couldn’t be all that bad— you think?

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I love it

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 14:17
Silvereed (not verified)

Thanks for sharing....a man

Bahahahaha... LOVE

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 19:05
Liandra Dahl

I'd wager that the best person to have drunk sex with most often yourself. I love this story Betty.

I definitely used to have to drink to loose those inhibitions from cultural/peer/familial shame I had around my high libido and then the body/cunt hatred stuff in my 20's also. I'm so glad I'm not carrying that burden anymore but I still love alcohol and sex, or sexual play sometimes. I love the manhandling and that things are often a little looser and sometimes rougher.

I think my favourite drunk sex adventure was in Italy when the partner I was with and I were drinking a fair bit out at dinner and I suggested they masturbate under the table. It was so sexy watching their face. On the way home pulled them into alleyways of Rome pulled their pants down and spanked them. By the time we got back to the hotel we knew we were about to have some crazy good sex with all that public foreplay. 

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