A Day of Gratitude

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 07:58
Submitted by Betty Dodson
Secret Rapture by Andrew Gonzalez

Spring was definitely in the air. I planned to go to my water aerobics class and was feeling the usual resistance. Finally I got off the computer. As I was getting dressed, I noticed the time. The clocks had been turned forward an hour so I’d missed my class. “Ah ha!” I thought. “Now I can take this time to enjoy a Sunday orgasm.” For several minutes I watched oversized black cocks being stuffed inside all three orifices of a skinny blonde girl, sometimes two at a time. As soon as I felt the first throb of blood in my clitoris, I turned off the computer.

I put a towel on my bed and lubed up my black hand carved Obsidian black dildo that weighs in at a pound and two ounces. A whopping 10 inches long, but I only use the first five and a half inches for penetration. The rest serves as a handle. I’ve had many beautiful live penises and dildos in my long life and this is one of my favorites. The young Welsh couple who carved these high end sex toys had run out of money, so I got a real bargain: a $2000 toy for the $400 dollars I had in my cash drawer. Carved from volcanic glass, it represents Pelé — the Hawaiian goddess of fire, lightning, wind and volcanoes. I’m hopelessly in love!

After having a first-rate grade “A” orgasm, I left the heavy dildo in for a few extra vaginal hugs. There is no way I could ever squeeze her out. As I floated in the after glow of sexual happiness, I drifted off into a light sleep feeling gratitude and contentment with my beloved still inside me. When I gradually awakened, once again I hugged Pelé with my vaginal muscles, and much to my surprise, I felt a wave of sexual interest gently roll over me. Reaching down, I moved her around a bit and then quite spontaneously, I begin tapping what I call my “vaginal cul de sac” (the space behind the uterus when it lifts up following sexual arousal). I used a short steady pumping motion with deep penetration. Most penises don’t quite reach this sweet place that must be respected and not banged into without any awareness. I continued doing this for quite some time, perhaps ten minutes as it felt so delicious. Also I couldn’t help but notice that it resembled a porn fast fuck which I usually claim I don’t like.

With the Magic Wand buzzing away on my clitoris, I began to breathe into what felt like a tsunami slowly but surely rolling in to consume me. Automatically I changed over to squeezing Pelé tight and pumping my pelvic floor muscles riding her without mercy. As I began to whale in ecstasy, I was consumed by an orgasm that seemed endless. Riding the waves of pleasure I was gently returned to Earth. Moments later, I reached down and slowly removed Pelé from my still pulsating vagina. Then I hugged my pussy with my hand and felt a lot of watery wetness. Had I urinated from such a robust fuck? Oh no! Please don’t tell me I ejaculated. That’s of no interest to me whatsoever. Thank goddess it was just an abundance of my own natural lube plus the almond oil and yes, maybe a few drops of pee. I drew this conclusion after checking out the towel beneath me.

I felt nothing but gratitude. To realize that in my 83rd year on Planet Earth I could still pull off an incredible orgasm like that amazed me. Sure they don’t happen as often or that regularly and to get there takes time and commitment, but I’d rather count my blessing than complain about growing old as long as I get to be Baubo, the bawdy crone goddess who has a functioning vulva. I fixed myself a Pink Lady, fresh grapefruit juice with 2 ounces of vodka and a splash of Pellegrino with lots of filtered water ice. Then I steamed fresh Baby Boc Choy with garlic oil and balsamic vinegar with a baked sweet potato drenched in butter. Talk about cost effective entertainment that doesn’t harm the planet, I’d say that having an orgasm with oneself tops the list.

I felt very close to Baubo, the Greek goddess who is known for her belly laugh, dirty jokes and flashing her ancient pussy. Baubo represents old age, sexuality, and transformative personal power through orgasms and laughter. The one image that no male dominated society can deal with is the idea of an old woman who still enjoys sex— a bawdy postmenopausal Dionysian Crone with a non-procreative orgasmic vagina— the wild-woman energy of a transformative trickster. Grandpa can have his young sweetie but when Granny does it, our authoritarian society trembles with fear and loathing. So suck it up guys.
Women’s sexuality is no longer defined by men. We’ll tell you how we roll.

Liberating women one orgasm at a time

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Crone Inspiration

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:14
Marisa Black

I love you Betty. Thank you for sharing this detailed experience so thoroughly. I value and appreciate many things about you, one of them being the ways you show us how postmenopausal women's sexuality is not a barren entity. As Carlin mentioned in the Bodysex video, you and Sheila showing us younger women in the circle and in he audience how our elders can embrace their sexuality is precious. Thank you.

I agree.

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 13:11
Jake E

I think it's amazing that you've written this and how brave you are to put yourself out there in this way. I would think it helps the partners of someone who's post menapausal appreciate them and their sexuality too. I think you've said, post menapausal can be the best time. 

We all need to model what we believe in.

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Thu, 03/15/2012 - 13:21
Betty Dodson

Conversations about sex need to be far more personal with details or we are all just philosophers speculating over our different theories.  I encourage everyone to describe one of their best masturbation orgasms in detail for all of us to learn from. Otherwise sex is just a bunch of words without any gounding in actions. Who's going to go next? Jake?


Thu, 03/15/2012 - 17:32
Jake E

A couple of days ago was a little different as you'll discover. I'd got up in the night. But in the morning it was a solo that was as gorgeous as the rest of them. I like the idea of a sexual diary. I prefer sexual description in the present tense.

Getting up I look out the window, my eyes see a cool misty morning and my mind feels a warm hand on my belly, another on my ass as two hard nipples softly touch my back. This is gonna be a day where my decision when to have an orgasm has been removed :) though aren't eating and bathing and brushing your teeth and washing your hair and peeing (especially peeing!!) more important? I feel teeth and warm lips on both my nipples and another set of urgent hands grasp my bum, yet I'm the only person around here who can turn on the computer :)  Why do they take so long to come alive. I open the folder named mmmmmmm9 and from a subfolder pictures from ishotmyself fill the screen. I can feel the people in them, they see me, in fact they see only me. I touch myself and start massaging my cock before I'm fully erect, a quick motion that never changes like a fast drum beat, locked in imaginary passion, in another world, yet a passion made real in my body. A drum beat of advancing kisses, caresses and tongues, of vulvas in my face, of a whip catching my thigh, an orgy, wet and sweaty and increasing as the orgasm rises as the drum beat speeds to frenzy. Then  I stop and strain to hold it just after I have any hope of holding it back, my PC muscles totally strained to break, as seconds later the dam bursts, the orgasm now intensified x3 just explodes blowing what brains I have into another place. Of total ecstasy, oblivion and when I awaken I can see I've spunked as usual into a half folded free newspaper where the mayor looks like he's just opened a fete and is now covered in semen :) good for him!! :) It would take a lot less than that to make me laugh now as I lightly massage the very tip of my foreskin and a second very short intense wave of orgasmic energy is released. I stop. Motionless and breathless and always exclaim that was fucking amazing!! :) Those endorphins are still up and have to be expressed yet are lifted higher in the bathroom as peeing was heaven :) breakfast was relaxed but I always have to run for the train. But the rest of the journey is nice. If someone says to me, your happy! I really should say, yeah I just had a wank :) I recommend it . 

Congratulations Jake! You did it.

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Thu, 03/15/2012 - 18:10
Betty Dodson

Be sure to say "I just had a wank if someone comments on how happy you look. At that point you can consider yourself a spokesperson for sexual health and happiness.

Ha ha thanks :)

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 18:18
Jake E

There are a couple of people I already say that too :) They're both men I work with, but it's a start. 

Extra hot Betty!  I hope to

Fri, 03/16/2012 - 15:37

Extra hot Betty!  I hope to be so sexual when I am in my eighties.  Must keep practicing :)

In Gratitude!

Fri, 03/16/2012 - 20:58
Natasha (not verified)

I am crying in sheer bliss! You are the "light" that shines on all the Baubo's everywhere! In Gratitude for you!...

I want one I want one

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 17:16
Liandra Dahl (not verified)

"Obsidian black dildo that weighs in at a pound and two ounces. A whopping 10 inches long....Carved from volcanic glass, it represents Pelé — the Hawaiian goddess of fire, lightning, wind and volcanoes." 

That sounds like the sexiest self fucking tool EVER. I also want one of those mind blowing, body crushing orgasms you gave yourself. 
The best wank I ever had was with a rabbit vibrator. It was awkward at first because the clit stimulator was not position right for my clit. Blended orgasms are the best for me but I want to use one hand because for the very best orgasms I need to be stimulating my nipples as well. This day I had three small orgasms and then experienced that extra sensitivity that makes me want to pull away from stimulation. I decided to push through it and see what happened and as I built towards arousal I knew something big was coming and I was fucking myself pretty hard then *KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW* biggest masturbation orgasms ever that felt a little like three simultaneous beginner ones merging into a super massive orgasm. I have only had one other experience like that and it was during sex that I had. I had fucked a girl on a shoot and loved it and then went straight to meet my boyfriend and fucked him too and because I was already orgasmic I just kept exploding in orgasms. I had nine and it felt like I just couldn't stop coming. *sigh* I wonder when that will happen again wanking. I've had big orgasms but not quite as big as that one. Maybe I should buy a rabbit vibrator again. 

thanks for sharing :-)

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:11
little jo (not verified)

Your 3 stories gave me the urge to practice right now................ any more following?

Liandra Darling,

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Tue, 03/20/2012 - 11:44
Betty Dodson

The Rabbit is my least favorite toy on the market because I prefer to have my vagnal penetration separate from clit stim. You might consider snake-bite cups for your nipples, a nice big glass or metal dildo (weight is important) and your good old trusty electric vibrator on your clitoris. Of course plenty of Almond oil for your Darling pussy inside and out. Let me know if you try this out. You sexy beast you! Next time you're in NYC I'll let you borrow Pele' for a wank. Only if I get to watch of course.